FINALLY! Something about "THE DA VINCI CODE"!

OK.. this is really what Dave wrote about The Da Vinci Code. But I think it's good enough to link to:
http://slithytoves.sytes.net/~dave/wordpress/?p=1380

Or, if that doesn't do it for you, here's the next thing down, which also has to do with aliens taking over the world...
http://slithytoves.sytes.net/~dave/wordpress/?p=1379