apple of golgotha
I would like to put out an album called, "Apple of Golgotha".
It's perfect. It means both nothing at all and everything at once.
In a similar vein of genius, Dad thinks I should release a Thanksgiving album. No one else is doing it--everybody puts out Christmas albums, sure.. "holiday" albums, even.. but ain't nobody puttin' out a Thanksgiving album.
I could totally dominate.
"Best selling Thanksgiving album of all time!" my press would read, and it'd be true. Sure, we'd only sell 8 copies, but nobody else would even bother to show up and try, so we would deserve the title!
Using my marketing knowledge, I could also set up google keywords, so that every time somebody googled for "how to bake a turkey", I'd pop up at the top of their list.
So.. Look for "Apple of Golgotha" from Me. Release date Thanksgiving, 2007. Expected to be the highest grossing Thanksgiving-specific album of all time!
Word's out on the street..
posted by caparoon @ 10:42 AM
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Gee - I really think "Apple of Golgotha" would be a better title for an Easter release... purely from a marketing perspective.
For Thanksgiving, how about "A Veritable Cornucopia" or "Hot Plymouth Nights" - or maybe "...with all the Trimmings."
Dude, you just don't understand my *vision*, man..
But don't feel bad. We seasonal artists have come to expect this kind of thing.
Come on man, who could pass up an album called "John Caparoon...with all the Trimmings."
I can see it now - if you could find a musical family named the Trimmings to accompany you, it'd have a ready-made market share in every church that still has a Homecoming Sunday.
hahaha... Okay, on your first point, that just sounds kind of gross.
But the second one.. I could actually see that happening.
Now your seeing my vision...
mhm. I'm with you.
By the way.. what's the difference, technically, between a "vision" and "night terrors"..?
Just curious. No reason.
Meet Mrs. Trimming.
http://www.davis.k12.ut.us/staff/ntrimming/me.html
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