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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Anti-porn software for your laptop (the laptop series, entry #3)

Having a hard time with your hardware? Trouble with your toolbar? Indiscretions on your.. uh.. desktop?

Finally! A consumer product that strikes to the heart of the matter!

Or at least strikes slightly downstream of the heart of the matter.

There are a lot of benefits to carrying your drive with you everywhere you go. But most laptop owners realize that the practice is also fraught with areas of difficulty--mostly stemming from the improper use of your device.

Well, weep no more! Finally, technology and accountability-based-restraint have gotten together!

X3watch is a FREE program designed to keep your laptop in line while you're out and about. (Shoot.. it even works around the house..)

Brought to you by the good folks at XXXChurch (I swear. They're good.), this clever tattle-tale monitors your internet usage. If you aren't using your equipment in a manner that conforms to the intent of its designer.. zzap!! ..email goes to the tattle-ee of your choice (wife, girlfriend, guyfriend, pastorfriend, etc...) telling them on exactly which pages you've been letting your fingers do the walking.

Do you have a sysadmin looking after your gear? I know I do! If not, go get some software for your hardware, and keep your laptop on the straight and narrow.

3 Comments:

At 3:59 PM, Blogger caparoon said...

P.S. -- This also works if you've got one of those huge tower thingies..(Ed.)

 
At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Sarah

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At 6:13 AM, Blogger caparoon said...

Thanks Sarah!

 

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