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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

I have gotten a haircut

I have gotten a haircut.

This is going to require me to rock a little bit harder.

Also, to use less shampoo, shave more often (so as to avoid unpleasant "George Michael" references), and possibly to lose the extra 5lbs that I've been hiding in my face.

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At 6:18 AM, Blogger mr_eric said...

my mom always said, 'that caparoon boy should get a haircut'.

At 6:26 AM, Blogger caparoon said...

And now I finally have.

Between the end of HS and now, I've probably had at least.. a dozen!

At 7:05 AM, Blogger Josh said...

What did you do with all that hair? Donated it to poor bald children in Rwanda I hope.

At 8:02 AM, Blogger caparoon said...

In a special chakra-cleansing ceremony, we first rolled the hair and then tied it into a dense stalk, which was burned and waved about me as I stood ,chanting, in the mystic triangle of centrality.

At 11:17 AM, Blogger mr_eric said...

i told my mom....now she wants you to tuck in your shirt and make sure you wear your seat belt.

At 11:29 AM, Blogger caparoon said...

I think your mom and I need to re-evaluate our relationship. It seems that perhaps we have different expectations of one another, and that perhaps, even, we are just two very different people. This may not be working out.

At 11:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you look pale? are you eating enough veggies? have you tried a multi-vitamin?

eric's mom

At 11:41 PM, Blogger byronfrombyron said...

Don't rock harder, rock smarter.
Look at Lou Reed. Look at Sting.
They aren't rocking harder. Instead, they're thinking more about making people think, which they've always done.

At 5:18 AM, Blogger caparoon said...

Rock smarter on your own time. I've got faces to melt.

Besides, that will also make people think. They will think, "Wow! My face it melting!"

"Look at Lou Reed"? Now see, that right there is just poor advice. Any line of thought that begins with, "Look at Lou Reed" you have got to seriously re-think. You'd better get to bed before you injure yourself or others.

At 7:56 AM, Blogger Aunt Jan said...

I heard you got a haircut! I would not have recognized you!
Aunt Jan

At 9:18 AM, Blogger caparoon said...

Hey Aunt Jan!

Man.. if people I'm *related* to are going to start reading this blog, I'm really going to have to kick it up a notch.

It was hard enough to live up to Eric's mom's standards...

At 10:13 AM, Blogger Aunt Jan said...

You never know who might be "innocently" googling along and stumble onto your blog. And university professors have a well-established reputation for being "subversive" (I noticed this term in your archives) so ponder my comments carefully!

At 10:22 AM, Blogger caparoon said...

Duly noted. I promise to ponder your comments as carefully as everything else.

Careful wandering around in those archives. Lord only knows what's in there. Kind of like my face.


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