HELL Inc., LLC.

Memo:

Re: Conditions in men's bathroom, 5th floor

We would like to make all users of the men's bathroom on the 5th floor aware of our new operating policy. In accordance with the terms of our contract with HELL, Inc., LLC, the ambient temperature and relative humidity in the men's room will be kept at no less than 80 degrees farenheit and 97%, respectively.

Says Mr. B. Elzebub, CEO of HELL, Inc, "We here at HELL are very pleased with the terms of our new partnership with Building Services. Particularly the environmental conditions specified for the restrooms, which, in addition to being a lovely place for our field agents to spend moments of quiet relaxation, will also prove useful in our attempts to create a serum-resistant super-virus, capable of spreading like wildfire, producing tremendous physical suffering, and, hopefully, eventually resulting in the destruction of the entire human race. Our previous attempts to produce this viral strain, wherein we poured a combination of hog droppings and spent uranium into the heart of a live volcano, did not provide the optimal conditions so graciously provided by our new associates."

For more information regarding the cooperative relationship between Building Services and HELL, please contact us using the information provided below, or go directly to htpp:\\www.hell.com.


Sincerely,

Building Services
Tel Ext: 666
email: bs @ hell . com