I should have seen this coming

It's finally happened. Someone has exploded in the bathroom.

I never did find a body, but there's certainly enough raw material avialable to make my explanation perfectly plausible.

I don't mind so much, in this case, them not cleaning up after themselves. Having recently exploded, that would be a lot to expect of them.

It's all very sad, really. And the fact that building management has seen fit to keep the ambient temperature and relative humidity in the bathroom at a level one can usually only experience in the equatorial jungle.. also very unpleasant.

It reminds me of when, back in high school, I worked a couple summers for a guy who raised sheep. One time, about mid-august, a sheep managed to crawl into a small, tin shed in the middle of the barn lot. And then die there. And then--probably about mid-day--to explode.

I should have seen this coming.