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Monday, November 24, 2008

I think maybe I'm a genius

I think maybe I'm a genius.

I enjoy wearing scarves. I spill a lot of things. I have great ideas, but seem to accomplish very little.

All of this points to "genius," I think.

Although.. I'm not a bad little dancer.. and I think that counts against me.

I'll keep running tests and get back to you with more data.

(or "datum".. I'm never sure..)


Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Voting, Blogging, and Word Substitution. Also, funny comix! Yay!

I am a super-lousy blogger, so here is my peace offering to the blogosphere for today. (note: it is totally stolen)

For more play-along-fun at home, visit the link and just insert the word "blog," or forms of said word, anywhere you find any use of the word "vote."

Wholly appropriate.

ROCK THE VOTE! "COFFEE/DONUTS" IN 2012! AN AMERICA WE CAN EAT! ..or.. imbibe.. or whatever. (isn't one of the current candidates "imbibe".. is that going to confuse our constituents..?)

I gotta go write a memo and some talking points. Catch you later, America.

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